The Lanzarote Effect

The Lanzarote Effect is when a normally cold country like Scotland gets a heatwave and the paving slabs become extremely hot so you can't go in your garden without shoes.

person 1: OH GOD AHHHHHHH WTF THE GARDEN SLABS ARE BURNING MY FEET

person 2: oh, that's called "the lanzarote effect"

person 1: I DON'T CARE YOU FUCKING NERD MY FOOT SKIN IS PEELING OFF HELP