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The Lombardi is a complex, multi-step sexual act:
1) Instruct your woman to cook you a DELICIOUS grilled cheese sammich.
2) Grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.
3) Woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. ZERO FOREPLAY.
4) Woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.
5) Balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.
6) Dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your penis into the woman.
7) Enjoy the sammich more than the sex.
8) The Lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.
"I tried to get Katie to let me do The Lombardi last night, but she got really pissed at me!"
"Whoever can pull of the Lombardi is a God!"
"HOLY SHIT!!!! Rombardi totally Lombardied his woman last night... I SAW THE FUCKING CRUMBS!!!! That man is a god! Let's get some schwarma to celebrate."
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(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.
Nick is quite obviously a lombardi.
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the act of pulling out ur penis and giving someone a slap to the face
dude, i gave rusty the hardest lombardie ever
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When a man slaps another person with his penis, usualy in the face
the lombardi is best executed quickly, so as to cause the most surprise and alarm
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Lom-bar-di
go lombardi, Slang . to lose control or go crazy, esp. in a violent way.
he went Lombardi on me" "dont go lombardi on me
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To walk off the football field without shaking hands with the opponent
Man that was a tough loss but did you see the way Cirri Lombardied Gary and Kenny
In the heat of sex, the man removes his penis from the vagina and slaps it with great force across the woman's face.
Mom, does Dad ever lombardi you?
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