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A strategy used by men looking to pick up women usually at a bar or social gathering, consisting of him either pretending to be alone or actually being alone as a strategic way of having women who notice he is by himself to approach him.
"Check this out guys, i'm gonna try The Lonely Man and see if i get lucky". -Pretending
"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone
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Going somewhere or doing something on your own
"Hey guys, wanna go to tesco to get lunch?"
"Na I can't be fucked"
"Guess I gotta do a lone man mission"
a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh
yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub
Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
Lonely mans, the guy who sits up and ponders life while his room mate is getting the sloppiest of all domes
Dude, Everett is a god damn lonely mans
To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"