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The love finger is the sex act where a man (or woman) takes their ring finger and put it up the anus or vagina. Furthermore, the love finger is called the love finger because the ring finger connects to the heart.
xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "So, bruh, how wus duuh secks lahst naaight?"
SlapDeeBuutee360: "Man, it was fucking amazing, grabbed a beer, took my ring finger, and gave her the Love Finger!"
xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "Damn suun!"
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where a man and woman flip each other the bird but instead of it being an insult they are telling each other that they want to have sex. the difference between this and the insult bird is in body language and faciac expression ect.
Look a John and Kathy giving each other the love finger.
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Distinct finger pain generated by intense and excesive use of a mobile messaging system like the BlackBerry messenger to communicate to one's lover.
- My fingers are in pain this morning.
- Did you hurt yourself? arthritis? Perhaps carpal tunnel syndrome?
- No, only "finger love cramps", I texted my girlfriend all night long. Did I tell you she moved away to Canada?
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Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.
Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!
Brian: 'E was messing' abaht wiv me bird so I put on me five-finger love ring and gave 'im one on the kisser.
Theodore: Oh I say, what a jolly wheeze.
Brian: Yeah, (heh heh), there was blood and teef everywhere. 'E was in 'ospital fer a mumf.
Theodore: Oh Brian, you're so - (sigh), so *brutal*!
Brian: Yeah, yeah, don't get all soppy on me or I'll give you one too.
Theodore: (swoons and faints in delight)
Brian: Jesus H. Christ! If you weren't me bird's bruvvah...
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the gentle art of fucking anything or everything one touches. used to descibe ones actions, or directed at someone else who fucks up royally on a regular basis.
thats the third catch he's dropped today, fucking love fingers..
Not that….
it’s the finger all your life rings go on (promise ring, engagement ring, wedding ring)
the love finger is the ring finger on the left hand
O- put it on the love finger
M- awh okay