The Malcolm

When your friend invite someone to a league of legends games, but you don't want to play with them because they suck. So you lie and tell them you have another friend.

I just did a The Malcolm to Thomoh

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Malcolm

Malcolm’s a nice dude, he falls for someone hard but rarely. He’s been hurt before and still tries to see the best in that person. He’ll give you second chances even when you don’t deserve it. And if you’re reading this Malcolm, I’m sorry.

Malcolm, I’m sorry..
And yes it is me dumbass

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Malcolm

A kind, loyal, respectful guy. Lead by his heart and loyalty. Always has a smile on his face and puts everyone before him. Never gets upset and sees the good in everyone. Always has something positive to say and will be there if you need him. A big hearted big guy with a lot of faith. His big heart and loving nature allows him to make deep connections with everyone he meets especially kids. Very attractive and good lucking guy. Very tall and fit. His smile can brighten whole room. Tends to think less of himself but he is the light of a lot of peoples day.

The person who marry's a Malcolm will be really lucky.

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Malcolmed

a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.

I am malcolmed

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Malcolm

Malcolm is the most funniest guy you will come across he can be annoying sometimes but he is the most truthful friend in your life. He is also sexy he will get any girl any day. Malcolm love the wild life and love to adventure out the out back. Never get on his bad side because he gets really Angry and is not afraid to punch you. But he won’t punch a girl.

Most sexy guy out there he is a malcolm

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malcolm

as a malcolm i cannot confirm any of these, these are all false

that malcolm is from canada

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Malcolm

Super handsome and cute. Smart as well. He is awesome and you should take him as a good example

Malcolm is my idle

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