The Mark of the Beast

The COVID-19 vaccines and masks.

As described in the Bible, in the New Testament’s Book of Revelation, the Mark of The Beast is a symbol which indicates allegiance to Satan. Without the mark you won’t be able to buy, sell or participate in the beast system society, like schools, traveling, restaurants or the gym for example.

Mona: NYC mandates vaccines now.

John: I will never take the Mark of the Beast!

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Mark of The Beast

A lower back tattoo commonly referred to as ass antlers, tramp stamp and a bullseye.

When she bent over, I saw the Mark of the Beast on her back. It might as well have been a bullseye.

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mark of the beast

A man who is 6 ft.+, with a 6-pack, making 6 figures

Rick: That's the guy who stole my girl!
James: Well he does have the mark of the beast. What do you have?
Rick: uh...

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"Mark" of the Beast

"Mark" is in quotes because the Greek word (Xαραγμα) mistranslated as "mark" actually means MONEY.

"No one buys or sells without the MONEY of the beast on/in mind/hand." -- Apocalypse.

The "Mark" of the beast is MONEY.

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Mark of the Beast

The mark on one side of your lover's face caused by long vigorous heterosexual sex in the missionary position. Characteristically shown by a red beard-burn on the apple of the cheek and black eye make-up that has smudged around the respective side, giving a bruising effect. The "Mark" can often times be confused as spousal abuse as it looks like the bitch just got punched in the face.

"I'm worried about your wife...do you beat her?"
"No man, thats just the Mark of the Beast."
"O"

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mark of the beast

The sexual connotation of 'mark of the beast' involves heterosexual intercourse during the females menstrual period. Then, after gratuitous sex, the male phallus that is currently drenched in menstrual blood, marks an 'X' shape on the female, usually the forehead. She now has the mark of the beast.

"Oh, man, I would totally mark that beast!"
"I would boink my girlfriend, but I am afraid I would have to give her the mark of the beast, at least until saturday."

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Mark of the Beast

This only applies when a groupie receives a facial from three, 6 stringed musician. Preferably of the metal genre, and not necessarily all at the same time. As groupies tend to go through members, keep track of who's face you blew your load on, and compare with the other band mates. If a groupie appears on 3 of the lists, she's been marked by three six stringed instruments..... 6-6-6 ...... thus, the mark of the beast.

"...on the last tour, we hit 4 chicks with the Mark of the Beast..."

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