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The epic battle between piss and flush. When you flush the toilet before you finish peeing and try to complete your urination before the toilet is finished the flushing process.
"I competed in The Master Race today but the toilet won...I guess I had to pee more than I had originally anticipated!"
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Master Race is a term usually associated with PC Gamers who believe that PC is superior for gaming next to consoles. They are correct of course, as budget builds easily over perform consoles for the same price. Unfortunately for the Master Race many of them are overly defensive of PC and will insult console users, calling them peasants and trying to convince them to "ascend". Sadly most console gamers think Gaming PCs cost 1000s and are useless since "the human eye can only see 30 fps" ironically consoles don't reach 30 fps often.
Fucking Master Race think that a fucking PC is better than my XBox One, since all PCs are overpriced and $3000+ XBox and PlayStation are always better
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People who play PC games on PCs that aren't made by Apple.
Enjoying popular, overrated games like new Call of Duty games (Modern Warfare), World of Warcraft or The Sims excludes one from Master Race.
A gamer who isn't part of the master race is called a peasant.
Enjoy your RRODs, kiddies, no online (and no games), wagglan shovelware, paying for DLC, no upgrades, controllers useless for RTS or FPS and having an useless toy, which only plays (bad) games. At the same time I will enjoy my infinite collection of great games, most of which are better than the sum of garbage you can play on your toys. It feels good being Master Race.
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A people whom have received a vaccine for COVID-19, whose members consider themselves genetically superior to all others and therefore are justified in epically owning those losers.
Chaddeus: “Did you see Odysseus got his COVID-19 vaccine?”
Brad: “I did, his cock grew an exceptional degree larger because of it.”
Chaddeus: “He has truly joined the Master Race.”
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Mainly used on bungie.net's The Flood forum, master race is used when, for example, a person is talking about how they love turkey sandwiches. Someone will say how something is better by using the term Master Race.
User 1: I love turkey sandwiches!
User 2: No, Ham Master Race!
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Usually associated with PC gamers, who get their video games off of steam. They say that he pc is better than any other console since it is more powerful hardware-wise. That is usually true, except that most parents don't want to spend $1,000+ on a computer for their kid to play video games. People who are part of this so called "pc master race," call console gamers, "console peasants." They spend most of their time bragging about the "master race" than actually playing games.
Something people don't know is that the term "master race," was originally used by the Nazis and Adolf Hitler, as Hitler viewed the Aryan race as the "master race," and wanted all other races to die, if I am correct. This lead to the death of more than 5,000,000 Jews, and 1,000,000 million more people of other European ethnicities that no acknowledges.
Dear PC Master Race,
Do you know what happened when the last master race was being created? The leader commit suicide and they lost.
I'd also like to ask how much money you have to buy games after dropping 3,000 dollars on your gaming PC.
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Gamers who invest time and money into their personal computer and use it as their main gaming platform with the graphic settings cranked up to maximum. Unlike the dirty console peasants, members of the glorious PC gaming master race have the freedom to upgrade their hardware, overclock, modify their game files, and play games at a level of quality unobtainable on consoles.
While anyone can go out and buy a powerful gaming computer which comes pre-assembled, many purists will argue that the money saved and experience gained from building a computer yourself is what actually makes someone a member of the PC master race.
Ryan: Did you hear Dave just built a $2,000 gaming computer?
Jeff: Yeah, he threw away his Xbox and has been playing Spreadsheet Simulator 3 for a week straight.
Ryan: He has truly become a member of the PC master race.
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