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Stabbing a friend with a pencil.
"She stabbed me with a pencil, it stings. One could say she did "the mette""
Mette is a girl who is always down to have a good time and never reclines a party invitation. She is also irresistible but hard to get and many boys think of her as the girl of their dreams. She is almost magical but will with large possibility never settle down with one guy. Her parents wish that she would slow down a little but that she doesn't have any time for. She makes almost any girl jealous of her, but it hasn't always been like that, she used to be and ugly duckling but has now developed into a sexy swan.
Mette was always "nede mette" when I hung out with her. Those were the good careless times.
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Mette is a cute little norwegian creature. She is very cute and flirty, yet very charming and sexy. No guys can resist a Mette on a hot summer day. Too bad that a Mette is almost never available. She is a hard catch so if you ever get her, you better take care of her the best way possible.
"Hello, my name is Mette and i live in Norway. I am a sexy 16 year old girl."
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Mette is a hot girl, with a beautiful personality that you will fall in love with. One day, you will see her on the Victoria Secret cat walk in a sexy fashionistic outfit. She is a very unique person so if you find her, try to keep her. All the boys are crazy after her, so you have a lot competition if you want to have a Mette. But watch out, Mette can bite back!
"Who's that beautiful girl walking there with a big booty?"
"Oh, that's Mette, of course."
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Mette is a hot girl, with a beautiful personality that you will fall in love with. One day, you will see her on the Victoria Secret cat walk in a sexy fashionistic outfit. She is a very unique person so if you find her, try to keep her. All the boys are crazy after her, so you have a lot competition if you want to have a Mette. But watch out, Mette can bite back!
"Who's that beautiful girl walking there with a big booty?"
"Oh, that's Mette, of course."
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A german Delikatessen that you put on bread rolls its like Spiced minced Pork that germans love (and it tastes great) which is also known by the name of hackepeter
Guy 1: hey can you Pass me the mett
Guy 2 : yeah Sure
1. cannabis,
2. weed,
3. chronic,
4. hash,
5. any of the above in rolled cigarette-form
Mette is a mean mistress!
I look back with fond nostalgia on my young adulthood, and languid Sunday afternoons spent with Mette.
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