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The greatest test of heart any one man can face, in that you must have a tremendous amount of heart and willpower to run the mile quickly. It requires four laps of hard, aching pain with no let up. You run hard for all four laps...you never let up...you just go faster. Also known as the best race ever!
I ran the mile in 4:38.6, but I know I can go faster!
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A hellish test or endurance required by gym teacher up to 9th grade.
I hate doing the mile run!
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A Gym test that's worse than the FitnessGram pacer test itself. Basically, the moronic Gym teacher kicks your ass out onto the hot paved concrete, and demands you to run around the school (or somewhere else) 10 times. If you ran a mile in less than 7 minutes, congrats. But if you end up killing your legs for more than 11 minutes, then you're fucked up.
Liam: Bro, I just wasted 13 minutes of my life doing the mile run.
Jeremy: 13 minutes? What a slow bitch. I only ran a mile in 5 minutes.
Liam: So that's why I see you running down the streets like a retard everyday, blocking drivers from going to Chipotle.
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The longest and most painful 10 minutes if your life will be in the mile run.
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A unique term used when a woman has had a powerful orgasm but can't stop her body from continuing the orgasm over a long period of time. It is usually caused by the brain or body not being able to process the information of the orgasm and continuing the sensation until the body can either manually stopped by medicinal drugs or by the body processing the orgasm and stopping the the sensation. The term is derived from the distance from a home to a local hospital.
C: Jack!
J: Yeah Cate?
C: something s wrong!
J: what?
C: I don't know.
C: take me to the ER!!!
J: okay.
J: Siri. Nearest hospital.
S: one is 3.4 miles away.
J: shit! my cars in the shop.
C: jack. Run. Now.
J: it's about to be a 3.4 mile fun run
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A soft way of saying that you are busy and have loads of more important things to do
X:Hey want to come over and decorate the Christmas tree?
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run
X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run