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The God of Family Abandonment
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
the who was fucking your girl while you were out.
the milk man ruined my marriage
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The milk man is your friend. He has been neglected for all too long. He served you well for many a years and was replaced my shoprite and gas stations. He can only sit at home and not delived milk for so long. He will become angered one day and you will all be sorry for putting him out of his fulfilling job.
The milk man is fuckin pissed.
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A black man that loves white women
a.Ayo, homeboy stay with the white women.
b.Yeah he a straight up Milk man
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DC metro area slang for drug dealer.
"The alphabet boys are on my tail because they think i'm the milk man.
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milk man is a pseudonym for a person who sells alcohol to people under the age of 21 since you cant obtain alcohol under that age in dubai, and delivers it, it is not legal but i bet you, you could search “milk” in any teenagers phone and find atleast one, thank you milkmen for your services!
their prices range from a 100 to over 1,000 for expensive bottles like blue label whiskey, if you get absolut vodka for more than a 100, you are getting ripped off!
e.g 1: “Hey rami hit up your milk man and lets get a bottle to celebrate my new turbo”
e.g 2: “Gosh i need a milk man who has grey goose”
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A man that has a farm of other men that he “Milks” daily.
That guy over there that’s covered in cum must be the milk man at that farm over there!
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