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The act of awakening someone with the exposure of your genitalia in close proximity to their face.
"This morning was great, my girlfriend woke me up with The Nelson"
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This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.
"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"
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A very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
Meeting Nelson was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
What a Role Model Nelson is.
I want to be like Nelson someday.
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A proper scooter trick that is executed with style and ease
That b lip whip was a fucking Nelson
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A very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
Meeting Nelson was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
Dam that guy goes to the gym his name must be nelson
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Nelson is a very attractive man,he is th best person u could of ever met if u meet a Nelson never let him go.
Girl:did u see that nelson over there
Other girl:damn he is cute
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Hottest man on earth, he has a huge penis. He gets all the chicks, he's friends tease him because they are jealous, he is great in the bed, and even better at kissing
Girl:I love that Nelson
Girl:he is so great in the bed
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