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The act of crafting elegant prose with one's penis on a Zoom call.
Jeffrey Toobin worked diligently at The New Yorker to the surprise of all his peers online.
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When you perform various sexual acts using only your middle finger and speaking various obscenties.
When I moved up to Manhattan, I was shown a welcoming with the new yorker. I cried afterwards.
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The process of becoming a New Yorker.
if you haven't started already, your New Yorkerization requires a disciplined daily reading of the new york times and the new yorker magazine.
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According to them they are better than you,me,and anyone else who is not from New York City.
Me:Well I got to catch my flight back to seattle in 10 minutes.
New Yorker:Ohh wow you live in seattle!Do you own a farm?
Me:NO! Dumbass.
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The only Americans that foreigners generally like.
Frenchman: Are you an American?
Me: No, I'm a New Yorker.
Frenchman: Sacré bleu! What a relief!
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You grew up with “it’s 10pm, do you know where your children are?” . Going to school even in blizzards because we are tough and can handle a little snow. You enjoy cups of cawfee sittin on your stoop.
Angela, oh my gawd! Yo son, it’s mad brick out hea got places to go cuz I’m a New Yorker
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a true new yorker is some one born and raised in new york city or the new york city metropolitan area (within new york state). they are proud and loyal and they understand the true past, present and future of their city.
they are not tourists or people who moved to new york simply because it is the place to be. true new yorkers have known the city and have had new york moments since they were young and so have a deep relationship with the city.
Tony is a real new yorker, he grew up by the old yankee stadium and his parents have a building out in the slope.
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