the northern earth dragon

the northern earth dragon is wen you are being tasted in ones genitalia and just before having an orgasm you tern around and shit in there mouth and fores there mouth close and say the funniest joke making your partner shoot shit out there nose. (WARNING)ONLY SHOULD BE USED ON PEOPLE FROM THE NORTH IF NOT ITS JUST A EARTH DRAGON.

ya my friend gave his girlfriend the northern earth dragon last night and they got a divorce.