The Omnitrix

It's when you cum on your girlfriends wrist at the end of a hand job, and slap it as if it were an Omnitrix.

I gave my sister The Omnitrix today. We had a fat time laughing.

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omnitrix

So this is a god damn watch which turns anyone into 10 aliens.
List of aliens
Four arms
Heatblast
Shock rock
Upgrade
Cannonbolt
Turboscat
Tuk-2
Humanosaur
Rath
XLR8

kevin: Yo want to use ur god damn moddaduckin omnitrix to frick me off?
Ben: sure modadaka
*turns into heatblast*
Ben: get burned down to god damn crisps u modadaka
Kevin wait-
*ben shoots a fireball*
*kevin flying away and screamin*
Ben:das wah u geh modadaka

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