The payload

when a man farts, sneezes, ejaculates, and coughs at the exact same time ( one brought on by the other ).

after jacob released The payload he felt complete peace with the universe.

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payload

The contents of a container or something being transported. Can refer to the cargo of a truck or other transport vehicle as well as the semen located in the male testicles.

"The payload in that truck weighs several thousand pounds."

"I busted a fat payload of cum on that bitch's face!"

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payload

cumshot, usually large

He pulled it out at the last minute, then unleashed a Peter North sized payload on her chest.

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Payload

1. Verb: Ejaculation
2. Noun: Sperm

"I payloaded all over her"

and

"Here comes the payload!"

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payload

A very anticipated large group of good-looking females arriving to a party or gathering in a vehicle all at once.

This party is so bad but when the payload arrives its gonna get LIT!

Payload

How many fat bitches you can carry in your vehicle.

Dylan has way more payload with the Ranger than he had with the WRX.

Payload

To jerk off at work. Getting paid to jerk off.

Work was so boring today that I decided to shut my office door and drop a payload.

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