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The Possum

A man masturbating while hanging upside down.

Fredo: Vic, why are you hangin' upside down right now?
Vic: Because i'm doin' The Possum!

by Neonkey69 September 23, 2009


possum

Affectionate name and term of endearment for a loved one in relation to the cute Australian marsupial that is soft and lives in trees.

'Hello possum; Thankyou possum'

by Oxman08 March 4, 2008

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possum

a great drinking game where players have to sit in a tree, like a possum, and consume a pack of 24 beers, preferably speights, until they fall out of the tree from drunkeness.

dude: oi mate are we playing possum tonite?
guy: too right mate

by taperjeangirl August 31, 2007

170๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Possume

Beyond awesome

#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!

by Ledeman April 27, 2011


possum

correct spelling: opossum(why the o..nobody knows). a furry four legged creature that insists on running directly in front of your car while youre rockin out to journey then all of a sudden your friends in the back seat just scream POSSUUUMMMM!! then the thing looks right at you, makes you swerve, and disappears.

"Dont stop believ--!" POSSUUUMMMM!! I swear that possum looked right at me.

by ysometimesy August 28, 2009

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possums

Taken from a Teen Girl Squad animation from Homestar Runner, "possums" can be used to mean that something is negative or not good.

My boss asked me to work overtime today. It was definitely possums.

by Kris September 29, 2004

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Possums

An exclamation of great joy and excitement. An abreviation of Awesome Possum.

"Hey, my mom got me a car!"
"POSSUMS! Can I get a ride to school then?"

by Mary_Lou May 15, 2006

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