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When you feed your girlfriend a big meal and forbid her from shitting for the next 7 hours, then do her from behind whilst fingering her butthole so you get a nice juicy wad of poop.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.
"Valentine's Day was coming up and I wanted to get her something special, so I gave her the post-it!"
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One who is too cool to be hipster, and will therefore reject hipster styles and tastes. Post-posts, or pomo hipsters, are currently difficult to define only because they tend toward a slightly wider set of tastes than your average stereotype. The most important quality is that a post-post realizes the hippocracy of hipsterism and tries to overcome it. Post-posts will sometimes acknowledge the fact that they are post-post, and if called hipster, will sometimes
Person one: "Does this make me look too hipster?"
Person two: "You're wearing a polo; of course not."
Person one: "Does it make me look too preppy?"
Person two: "Oh my gosh, you are such a post-post!"
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Also known as suppose to be
Jimmy post to be eatin that booty like grocery
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(adv) beyond postmodern; exceedingly or terminally hip. Often used ironically.
"You're so post-post, why don't you go deconstruct your mother's combat boots?"
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chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do.
I don't want to hang out with them, they are just posted up at Ryan's house.
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An adjective used to describe things that are dated, unhip, or lame but were once considered "in vogue" and in style. Most commonly used by those who are or think of themselves as fashionably elite.
I can't believe he still listens to drum and bass, that scene is so post.
How could she buy him a furby for his birthday, those things are so post.
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chillin' or relaxin' in one place
yo word is dat, he postin' at hiz momma'z crib
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