the quiet game

a single player sport played predominately in public restrooms, generally while at work. The rules are simple. While excused to the restroom to plant a mighty deuce, absolutely no noise can be made. This rule is only in effect while other people are in the restroom. This game is often lost by people who wipe themselves like they are sanding down a book shelf or by people in serious danger of blowing an o ring.

Taco bell is a one way ticket to losing the quiet game.

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The Quiet Game

Possibly the most genius ploy to get your kids to shut up ever created. When your kid(s) are exceptionally loud and you would really rather not deal with their yapping, you can utilize The Quiet Game by means of giving them an incentive to remain quiet, lest they lose the game

**in the car**
5yo: BANANA BANA FO FANA, FEE FI FOBANA I REALLY HATE BANANAS
The Dad: Okay that’s enough now, we’re gonna play The Quiet Game. If you talk, you lose
5yo: OKAY!
The Dad: Well look at that, you’ve already lost

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Quiet Game

To have sex while others are in the same general area (i.e. house, room, theater, etc.).

C'mon baby, let's play the quiet game. Your parents will never know how freaky their little girl is as long as its hush-hush!

Your room mate will never wake up as long as we stay true to the quiet game rules :)

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