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The effects of having too many hot wings.
Man, those wings are going to cause the ring of fire.
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A medical condition occurring around the anus after eating at the International Curry House or similar establishment.
I can't wipe. Not with this roll of razor-paper! Bring me some snow.
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Is an irritation of the ass hole, which may consist of burning and/or cracking of the epithelium itself; may cause bleeding of the hole, and watering of the eyes, and also hemorrhaging in and around the hole itself. This can be caused by acidic fluid making its way through the bowels and exiting in a manner of urgency, or in a squirting/spraying manner. Other contributing factors may include prolonged childbirth, or rough/unlubed anal sex. Symptoms include walking funny, and the inability to wipe after use of the washroom. Therapies for a ring of fire include ointments containing anti-inflammatories, ice, and donut shaped pillows.
"I'll never eat Taco Bell again. I won't be able to sit for a week with this ring of fire!"
"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!"
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A get drunk quick game. Based on rules and consciounces of drawing a card
First you need a deck of cards. Once you have them you spread them in to a circle Around a decent size glass with everyone sitting around them.
Card values(may very depending on how other people play it):
Ace- Is waterfall (All players begin to drink at the same time. It goes clockwise around the circle where the player next to the card-chooser cannot stop until the chooser does, and the 3rd player cannot stop until the 2nd one does, and so it goes around the circle until everyone is done.)
2- is for you (card holder must pick someone to take a drink.
3- is for me (card holder must drink)
4- is for thumb (last person to put there thumb on the table has to drink)
5- Is for guys (All the guys at the table have to take a drink)
6- is for chicks ( all the girls at the table have to take a drink)
7- is raise your hands to heaven. (last person to raise there hand has to drink)
8- is for mate (The person who picks the card gets to choose someone to drink with them)
9- Rhyme (The player must pick a word/phrase, and, going clockwise around the circle, all players must think of a rhyme with the word/phrase. The player to mess up the rhyme drinks. The starting word must not be rhymeless)
10- is for catagories (The person who picks up the card calls out a category such as "car makes" or "Family Guy characters" and then starts with the first example of something from that category. No example can be repeated and the first person to fail to come up with another example drinks)
Joker- Rule - (The player must choose a rule to be in effect for the rest of the game. If any player breaks a rule, he/she must drink. In most games, the rules become void while involved in game related activity)
Queen- Buffalo (When this rule is in effect all players must drink with their left hand only. If a player gets caught drinking with their right hand, anyone may call "Buffalo" on them and they have to finish their drink.)
King- King's Cup (The player may pour a decent amount of whatever he/she is drinking into the "king cup" located in the center of the table. When the last (4th) king is chosen, the chooser has to chug the king cup.)
Drink much.
No.
well now ur gonna.
(ring of fire)
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The after-effects of a skittery shit post-curry eating. The skin around the anus becomes hot and nippy. The sufferer feels extreme fear of the pain if they need to revisit for a second round of skitters.
Man has just left local curry house and has partaken a VERY hot Vinda Loo! He has been in the loo for about half an hour and shouts to his wife "I'm neva goin Indian again i have a ring of fire!!!"
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the burning sensation around your anus when you take a shit after eating a lot of chilli peppers.
dude1- you want some chilli?
dude2- nah; i'm cuttin' down, last time i got a ring of fire that burned for several hours.
dude1- what can i say- it burns you twice!
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The sensation one gets after a night out in the town eating vindaloo or any other hot substances- usually curry. In the morning, after relieving your bowels, the ring of fire comences no matter how much you wipe it or rinse it under the sink. Usually last between 2-10 hours, symtons itchy,hot burnin arse of pain
"man, last nights vindaloo set my ring on fire" "i have a ring of fire due to my excesive vindaloo consumption"
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