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The Fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.
The Roast Game is pretty simple First ask any family member "what is special about a holiday roast?"The family member would have the tendency to guess assumptively "Ham" "Turkey" "Beef" You say "no" to the family member Then you ask them "who or what do you think is special? "The family member says "I believe that children are special" You respond "So, you eat children for a Christmas roast? "The family member would freak out at you because he knew that the family ate children and he is surprised that you knew it too. The whole point of the game is to get your point across, which is the idea that the family eats children as their Christmas roast, and you interview and prove your common knowing and realizing of the idea or tradition that families have. If they freak out, they already admitted it.
Asides, it is easily provable by the fact that The Roast Game itself is easy proof that families were eating their own children after slaughtering them. After they slaughtered them they did this process where they skin the children, take out any fecal matter or anything inedible to humans, slice the right meat parts off like the "roast" meat, de-bacterialize the meat, season it, then cook it, after cooking it, they eat the children. That is my proof, which is the logical explanation of the truth that is found out in The Roast Game. Which to be honest, is absolutely mind blowing.
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1. The theory of who the child is, when he or she was born, and when he or she was slaughtered and eaten as a "Christmas Roast" for not believing in Christmas. It's a theory based on the fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.
2. A catalogue series on YouTube, Bitchute, and Archive.org to show evidence of where the child was slaughtered by obvious blood stains, even before that, it was based on the smell of inside the house, because humans like children, smell like a dead pig.
Just like Darwin's Theory of Evolution, The Roast Game Theory is a plausible theory.
Just like Evolution is a fact, The Roast Game is a fact too.
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The fact that Canadian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but it happens in Canada as well.
Just like those crazy Americans, we do it too, but it's called "The Canadian Roast Game" this time.
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The fact that Families literally ate their own dogs as "Easter Roasts", even though dogs don't really have free will to believe in Easter or not. Not Roast Ham, Lamb, or any other meat.
Unlike The Roast Game, where kids have been slaughtered and eaten for not believing in Christmas, The Easter Roast Game is when regardless if Dogs had free will to believe in Easter or not, they are consumed as "Easter Roasts", not Roast Ham or Roast Lamb.
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The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "kwanza Roasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in kwanza.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but they eat nothing because they're starving Africans.
Just like those crazy Americans, we do it too, but it's called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time and we don't eat because we're starving Africans click uga uga click!
Like the titular The Roast Game theory where Americans and Canadians eat their own children as Christmas roast, this takes place in Ethiopia except everyone still starves because nobody eats in Africa.
Dude, the Ethiopian Roast game would be real if people in Africa are food.
The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not having food.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.
Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.
Just like doz crazy Americans, we wud do it too, but it be called da called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time if we actually ate food click nuck click!