The Rot

The condition where by the butt crack becomes sweaty, clamy, itchy and most likely feces filled, brought on by insufficient wiping after taking a dump.

I should have been more diligent with the Charmin. Now I have a vicious case of The Rot.

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Rot

Rot rŏt - A state of being in which a person goes into antisocial hibernation. Not seen nor heard from for as little as minutes, for as long as days, the individual secludes themselves in total isolation. When resurfaced from their chosen crypt, the rotted individual will spring forth from their rest; once again able to spare the good people a flying fuck.

Note: This state is not personal nor reserved for specific groups of people at a time; family members may text friends in pinned photos on Instagram to track down this socially, existentially exhausted soul. It will be an all-out manhunt.

See also; Decompose, Deteriorate, Decay, “Can’t Even”

Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was rotting. But I’ve resurfaced from my crypt!

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rotting

"Rotting" is a super advanced form of suffering that only individuals with no positives in their life can experience. Once you become a rotter, you can not go back. Every slight inconvenience can spark rotting in real rotters, which will cause them to spew absurd amounts of bullshit about their lack of success and self-confidence.

Trust me bro I'm rotting. I got curved by 4 girls today and they were a 6 tops.
I just got my dick stuck in my graphics card and I've never rotted so hard in my life.

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rot

To decay. However, in slangish terms: to be beaten down, reduced or diminished by an event or place that has made a negative effect on your life. This may have affected your finances, health, social life or any number of other factors important to you.

I can't stand working here, it sucks so bad. I've been going downhill ever since I've been here. This job is making me rot.

I've rotted away in university. My school years of constant studying and no life, year after year, have ruined my life.

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Rotting

To be really lazy and sit around on your ass watching movies or doing nothing.

I was rotting so hard yesterday! So many things I should have done but I just watched Pauly Shore movies all day.

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Rot

A "clan" in the game of RuneScape led by a horse. Those members in this clan cannot exceed double digit IQ and must wear red capes, red helmets and red water wings to be easily identified. They take part in many areas of this game, including farming, herding, trolling and the deep wild derby. Prey consists of Kill Orgy, and predators consist of Violent Resolution, Echo of Silence and those involved with animal cruelty.

Oh wow, that Rot member nearly drowned in lake fallador while running from EoS and VR.

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ROTS

acronym for Revenge of the Sith, aka star wars episode 3, yes...the prequil that didnt suck at all.

if you didnt like ROTS then you can rot.

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