The Saloon

when a person spreads apart their ass cheeks, and their lover inserts their nose in said persons ass, the first person releases their buttcheeks, causing a swinging motion of the ass like a saloon door.

Last night i gave my girl The Saloon and she loved it.

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Saloon

An old western bar/ gathering place/ sometimes a courthouse/ ect. It was a place where people from all walks of life can gather and have a drink.

Some cowboy: hey partner, let’s go down to the saloon, the drinks are on me!

salooning

when you have a party and wake up to a living room floor of debris

"Oh we were salooning hard last night look at this mess!"
"Hey Pat watch those chips you are salooning all over the place!"

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Salooned

You are in the first state of being jammed by booze. You are smiling, being social and fits at this stage of intoxication in a saloon, you can probably have a normal conversation with people, but you are 1 step up from being totally sober and normal.

"HOLY shit, he is in the right mood that guy, he is salooned"

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Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.

Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.

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Poon Saloon

A titty joint that is full nudity.

He picked up his coke whore at the local poon saloon.

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saloon doors

Another term for well used beef curtains

Her saloon doors were well slack... she'd been around!

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