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when your cock is too big to fit in a virgin's pussy, you whip out your golf club and hit it into her cunt a few times.. then see how it fits.
I got that bitch home and was about to fuck but her pussy was to small... so i had to pull the sandwedge.
Besides the golf club, A sandwedge is when you see a guy/girl from a distance who may look good from far away, but when up close does not look good. Equals Epic Fail!
Tom saw a girl from 30 ft away and said, "Damn, that girl is hot!" But upon getting closer he realized her face was covered in zits. "Lol, you fail" Tom's friend Joe laughed, "She's a sandwedge!"
When the male places sand in the women's vagina and she queefs it out.
Did you hear that Tyler gave Carli a San Francisco Sandwedge?
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