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1. When a well endowed man shows a girl his member and she runs away sceaming.
2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss
3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones
megs never been the same since johnny gave have her the schultz
The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz
Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.
dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.
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v. To check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces, including mirrors, office and/or store front windows.
n. Irresistible compulsion to check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces.
Franklin wouldn't have tripped and fallen on his face if he wasn't schultzing in that car's window.
to emotionly and intellectually detach from a hated nothing job.
sargent schultz in hogans heros . to see,hear,and know nothing to stay out of trouble,and avoid the russian front. recognising that the reason the old timers at work are bitter is because the gave the company their all and got screwed .and avoiding their fate. knowing that you owe the company what the company owes you nothing. how do you keep from going postal at mcjobs? im schultzing it babby im schultzing it.
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It has characteristics as a noun (the absolute and total), a verb (you schultzed her), an adjective (he is a totally schultz dancer), etc...Its meanings are endless, AS long as used correctly.
Some definitions:
schultz (n.) = a good friend or an unknown stranger. often paried with words of extremity, i.e. complete, total, utter, absolute, etc
schultz (adj.) = used to describe nouns. often paired with adverbs, "unbelievably, incredibly, totally, ridiculously, etc"
to schultz (v.) = to do any of various activities. Use is generally considered acceptable when the term has been previously used in the same context.
Other ex:
to schultz is smoke doob, slam, generally hang about acting like schultzes, etc
a schultzyization can be when you're standing in a small circle of people and somebody steps in front of you and pushes you out of the circle.
Jeremy, "Ohh sup!"
Aaron, "Sup schultz!"
Jeremy, "Alright let's do something but I don't want to go anywhere totally schultz."
Aaron, "Clearly."
Josh, "Dude, you should just schultz her already."
Jamison, "Ech."
Todd, "Sup dude? Let's go."
Jesse, "Eh I dunno... I'm kind of feeling like a schultz today.
Bryce, "Hey! Don't be a complete and total schultz! You're coming with us."
Nuñez, "Dave what did you end up doing?"
David, "Dude I couldn't take it. I had to get out of there. Her boyfriend was just this totally random schultz."
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Titty fucking a fat bald man and ejaculating on his bald spot.
Art couldn't wait to try schultzing Justin after seeing Fat GAY Fuckers 37.
Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.
Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.
Joe: Dude, have you tried that new coffee place on Snelling?
Doug: Yeah, man, that place is the schultz!
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