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to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back
guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"
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to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back
guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"
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Violated tits
Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers
I find your scones offensive to my eyes
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any sort of hand-held lighter.
Yo man I need to light this blunt pass me the scone.
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Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.
You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.
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A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed
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The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
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