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When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!
The scrambled egg popped up agin! The whole neighborhood is eating cereal now!
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When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.
Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.
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Upon ejaculating on a woman's breasts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of semen with his penis. Best results occur when both the woman and the penis are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.
After she received the scrambled egg treatment, she had to take a shower.
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When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.
"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night."
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"
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In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.
Tom:Wow he got bundled!
Dave:That was way more than bundled, that's scrambled eggs right there!
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Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.
Honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.
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It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.
Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!
Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?
Person 1: True dat!
Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?
Person 1: It was delicious.
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