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While having sex on the beach quickly stick your penis in the sand then re-insert it into your partner and watch them flap around like a seagull.
I gave Britney the seagull last night shit was funny as hell!
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A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.
She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...
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Masturbating in your hand and then throwing it in someones face!!!
1. Did you seagul that chic
2. Yuuk, I just got seaguled by that asshole
3. Hey boys, lets go do some seaguling
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Any person that eats free leftover scraps of food no matter how disgusting it is.
Those cookies have been sitting in the muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for Matt B, he’s a fucking seagull.
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When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"
I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.
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Past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh.
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective
Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss
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a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?
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