the server is down

The excuse nerdy IT guys use when they don't want in participate in a social gathering (specifically ones that involve members of the opposite sex).

Kevin: Hey Tom, want to go out and drink some beers?

Tom: Ah man, I would but the server is down at the office and I gotta go fix it. Maybe next time.

Kevin: Riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhtttt

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