A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.
There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.
Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.
STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1
Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"
Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.
He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.