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An occurence where a bowel movement is unintentionally placed anywhere but in a toilet bowl or otherwise proper disposal receptacle. This is similar to fecal jihad or turd terrorism but differ in the fact that fecal jihad and turd terrorism are intentional acts.
Example 1:
Q: Dude, you're like two hours late. We already saw the movie. Where the hell were you?
A: Oh, sorry man. I ate two bowls of bran cereal, two bananas and a pot of coffee this morning. I got stuck in traffic on the way here. I couldn't hold it in any more and had a severe shitting incident in my pants. I had to go back home and clean up. My car is disgusting right now.
Example 2:
Q: So, uh, I heard you had an interesting evening last night...?
A: Um, yeah. I had a pretty bad shitting incident at a bar. I suddenly had to go, like immediately. There was some fat asshole pissing in the crapper for about three weeks. I held it in as long as I could. As soon as I got in there, I took off my pants but a pound of crap shotgunned out long before I could sit down. It was everywhere but in the bowl. Some may have hit the ceiling. I had to leave the bar out the back door.
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once upon a time, there was kohane and a few others in a groupchat and one day kohane took a fat ass shit and told the groupchat, she then flooded her house with shit and slurped it all
A weeks pass and Nekomaru is her shit leader and shits in ichikas house
"do you guys remember the shit incident?"
"kohane was so wrong for that.."
Everyone ate undercooked chicken. All bathrooms were in use. Pants were shitted in.
Do you remember the La Veta Cabin Shit Incident?
Oh yeah, I do remember