The Shitty Wishbone

Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.

It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.