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Go to the washroom. Number two. Take the number two out of the toilet and put it in the freezer. Once frozen insert the hardened number two into the anus of your loved one.
Man, what a night. He had a special delivery waiting for me back at home.
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when you take a dump on somebodys front steps, or on their property, especialy their mailbox.
i hate that fucker down the street so we gave him a special delivery last night.
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After having sex with a girl, take a shit in her bed whiles she's sleeping and leave.
Man i fucked this girl last night and left her the special delivery right before i left.
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when your having sex with a pregant girl and her baby comes out!
yo so im having sex with a girl and she had a special delivery
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When you give it, it being anything good, outstanding, or great, to someone.
Guy1: You fuck that girl last night?
Guy2: Yeah, I gave it to her special delivery
Guy1: Fuck you nigga! You want beef?
Guy2: *punches the hell out of guy1* !Special Delivery!
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When a friend named frank has anal sex and then poops all over the wall. He then eats the poop and comes to your house and vomits all over you.
Lwigi: Did you see what happened to frank last night?
Mike: yea, he went to Jorge's house and then came here and gave me a Frankie Special Delivery
Lwigi: lucky!!!
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A demented postman like stop motion animated character in 'Fanta Claus is Comin' a spoof of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Most Offensive Videos, banned on several sites and voted most infamous video of 2010. The postman is supposedly Al Jolsen. In the spoof he ejaculates on cue (but everyone does) and rifles through the mail before doing the 'Night Fandago' with Fanta's own 'Mammy'.
May be an unknown actor named Denis Lilly as he references the name in one of the songs he sings, 'Root Chicken, Denis Lilly and Comedy Central too have used my ideas of TV shows all produced by Jews!"
Says hilarious lines like 'You got any of that vaudevillian penicillin for my lip? Well aren't you the turkey's elbow! You've saved my life'
And 'It takes a lot of gal to pick your own mammy's evergreens, but another thing entirely for you to do the night fandagno with the bosse's manmy yourself.'
or "Kid, you really shouldn't be watchin' this!"
"I wish she was a woman...of color." (Puts black face all over the doll's face).
Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.
Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.
Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.
Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.
Ha!
Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.
Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.
Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.
Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.
Ha!
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