The Squeeze-cheek

When you gotta crap so bad, you have to squeeze your buttcheeks together and take baby steps to the bathroom to keep from shitting your pants.

Dude, I was at the gym the other night and suddenly had to shit like hella bad. I had to do the squeeze-cheek to make it to the bathroom before I dumped in my shorts.

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squeeze your butt cheeks

An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.

Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.

Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"

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