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A person who feels like a bad day in the water is ten times better than a good day out of it.
Surfer surfs surf surfericiously.
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A surfer, as it would seem to me, is just someone who enjoys surfing,who loves the feeling of riding the last set,Who doesn't give a shit about "posers".Who cares who poses as what?
A surfer would not give a fuck what others think or pose as.
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A rare form of the homo sapien. Rarely found, nearly extinct. Supposedly inhabits the coastlines of North America and Hawaii.
Beware of the many impersonators of this rare organism. There are at least 10 impersonating posers for every 1 authentic surfer.
Fuckin' posers ruin this fuckin' sport, wheres Dora when you need him.
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surfers are not stoners. it is incredibly difficult to get high off your ass the night before and paddle out in 50 degree water at 5:30. true surfers cannot be stoners for the sake of being capable to actually surf.
one who surfs. often found in australia, california, hawaii, new zealand, and many other shore-lying regions.
a surfer IS NOT any other person who wears billabong, volcom, roxy etc. and says "dude", "bro", "surfs up", etc. thats just what the media makes us out to be. surfers are also stereotyped as being male, that is very not true. some of the greatest surfers out there are female such as Keala Kennelly, Layne Beachley, Rochelle Ballard, Lisa Anderson, etc.
possibly the most serene, logical, loving, peaceful people out there. and im proud to be one of them.
fakeperson: "dude bro lets go catch some waves man! ive been surfing since forever im practically pro!!!"
surfer: "k meet me at the pier at 4a.m. for a sesh tomorrow morning bring a longsuit itll be about 42 degrees. 12 foot waves, no prob. oh and after we'll go to the jack johnson concert and get some mexican food. is san o ok? i know a spot where its pretty secluded, kindy rocky so bring your booties. Maybe meverick's would be better what do you think? how many boards do you have? i have a good sized quiver, like 4, gettin a new one in october once i get enough money to buy one. oh do you mind getting some stickybumps down the street? what kinds of boards do you have? im taking my ezera out tomorrow havent ridden her in a while. uhh you okay you look confused"
fakeperson: (has no idea what the surfer just said) "uhh ya im cool, bro. uhh ya i dont think i can make it i have uhh a doctors appointment"
surfer: "at 4 a.m.?"
fakeperson: (dsfjhsdkjfhskdjfnhkjsdhfkjsdfkjhsdf IM STUPID)
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A truely respectful person due to our true respect for the ocean, which is how we are all linked together.
If a girl is crying in the corner of a room the first person to talk to her will be a surfer, or gay.
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an idiot that stands on a piece of wood whens hes not busy getting rejected from university, misspelling sentences and sucking dick.
surfer: "UHHHH DUHHH ME STUPID!!"
normal person: "Yep"
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an extremely talented person who has the ability to balance on a piece of fiberglass about 6 feet long and 18 inches wide on a wave. the sport is dominated by males who are too aggressive and need to learn the etiquette of being out on the water, i.e. my cousin john. after that stupid movie blue crush came out, beaches were flooded with stupid girls trying to surf like the girls in the movie. these people yelled things like " surfs up!" and "radical dude!" these things are very degrading to those of us who surf and talk nothing like that. female surfers (like me) are extremely special, they have skill and aptience to sit out in the water for hours with a bunch of animals ( guys) and risk flashing an entire beach while surfing in bikinis.
i surf man, those stupid sluts dont know what the fuck they are doing out here!
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