the tommy special

If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special

Babe did you get the condoms, no but i got my stapler and foreskin so ima pull the tommy special

Tommy Special

A female smaller than average in height, but slightly wider and heavier than average.
Tommy Specials usually have a relatively plain face, but substantial cans.

Susceptible to the 'baby monkey' sexual technique

"Look at that chubby girl"
"is she a chode?"
"No, that is definitely a Tommy Special"

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