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The tree trimmer

When you stuff anal beads inside a woman, and while she's suckin your dick you pull 'em out like you're cranking a chainsaw and she bites down hard and scrapes her teeth down your dick.

Damn, Matt hit me with the tree trimmer last night and I damn near bit his dick off!

by Liquor_Box September 7, 2023


Texas Tree Trimmer

A dingo or Queensland Heeler that rides on the roof or toolbox of a tall truck and jumps up and grabs branches that go by overhead.

"That darned Texas Tree Trimmer keeps jumping out of the truck. Can't go a hundred feet without that dog jumping up into an oak tree. Thinks she's a squirrel or something.
Then you gotta yell at her to come git back in the truck or you back up until she can drop back into it.

by MushkieLover May 10, 2010

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Tennessee tree trimmer

At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13’6” camper out of the driveway

Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch on’er

by Wreck it wrelph January 12, 2022