The Two Fist

Ancient Jewish tradition of shoving your two fist up one's ass to get an ecstatic feeling, while yelling "You've be a bad girl!" and being squirted on by their vagina.

(Translation from a Chinese sex master)

"Give me The Two Fist, Rabbi daddy!"

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two fisting

A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.

Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.

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two fisting

1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.

1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.

2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!

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two fist dick

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.

Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

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two-fist smashin' it

v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.

*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'

Yo, homie D-Loc been in lock down for so long man. i bet he be two-fist smashin' it every night

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TWO FISTED DICK

Someone who terrorizes bald men on the highway.

Bald man driving down the road gets bottled in by a truck. Two fisted dick behind bald man's vehicle blows horn, threatens violence.

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