V-I-KEY-ITOUS

Its a person that tends to forget things easily...
Most of the time makes or says incomplete sentences...
Likes to put lyrics on her status...

LMAO...

Vikey Minaj: "Do you remember this?"
Yoshi: "Oh crap, I think I have V-I-Key-Itous"

The v key

The key in your high school chrombooks that is always missing

Every keyboard in your high school is missing the v key