masturbating in your woman's hair while she is sleeping because she pissed you off
My wife Sheri really pissed me off last night so I gave her the wagg.
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Something that is either really awesome or really suckie. Most often used when describing a noun.
Dude, you're so wagg.
That test was so wagg.
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origanally posted by
Bruce 'Charon' Johnston
Are You WAGG?
The term AGG has been around tournament paintball circles for years. The term, originally used to describe the Hostile Kids from Southern California, first cropped up around Y2K. Over the years the word AGG has evolved to become an expression of being cool or an elite player in an unexplainable way. AGG isnβt cool. AGG isnβt elite. AGG is AGG. From the way a player stands to the type and method of wearing his headgear, everything is taken into consideration when deciding if a player is truly AGG.
Dan Lapham of the Tippinators, a former All Star player in the CXBL, has noticed that woodsballers have their own unspoken set of standards for what makes a woodsball player unexplainably cool or unexplainably elite. Lapham has since coined the phrase WAGG, or WoodsAGG.
http://reconmag.blogspot.com/2008/06/are-you-wagg.html
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Where you're getting butt fucked by midgets while getting swirlied in a pond.
Waggs got dirty waggs in the back yard
One who stocks Mothers that have just had their baby within weeks prior.
She just had a kid last week. I'm going to J-Wagg her.
1. The act of accidentally shitting your pants.
Did you see Johnny? From the smell of him he must have J-Wagged in his pants.
Dude, Mark totally J-Wagged in his pants today.
When Matt Wagg takes a shit in Metro and it fucking smells like absolute shit
Matt took a shit and smells like a rotten ass wagg