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Like A Gorilla Mask. You Shave Your Pubic Hair, Stash It Close By, When A Girl is On Her Knees (and You're Standing) Performing Fallatio on You, When You Give Her "The Money Shot" You Grab The Shaved Pubes With Both Hands And Throw It on The Wet Load on Your Sexual Partners Face While Yelling "A-Whooooooooooo!" (Like What A Werewolf, Wolf, Coyote, Dog, Canine sounds like, If Done Correctly She Should look like a Werewolf. Also Called A Wolfman
"Yeah, We Went To My Place, We Watched THE MONSTER SQUAD, Then I Hit That Bitch With A Werewolf Of My Own."
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Being so sexually depraved that you'll shag anything no matter how ugly or rancid.
Can be cured by wanking - to provide post nut clarity.
"Oii mush The Werewolf came out last night, fucked some ugly bird from tinder"
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Immortal creature, 1/2 human, that turns into a wolf every Full Moon!
You could just tell she's a Werewolf even when it's not Full Moon!
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A sad boi who just wants pets but people keep running away from them....
Look, it's a Werewolf! Let's go pet it! *Happy werewolf noises*
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A big boi who just wants some love but some people keep running away..........
Person 1: RUN, WEREWOLF!
Person 2: He just wants pets (petting werewolf)
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The question asked for the answer, "There, wolf."
Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: (shrugs) Suit yourself. I'm easy.
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The best affliction one can obtain in a scary movie. Werewolves can only be killed by silver whereas vampires are killed by crosses, stakes, holy water, and the death of their vampiric leader. According to the movie Van Helsing, the only thing that can kill Dracula is a werewolf.
Dracula: Ima bout' ta take over tha world!
Regular Guy: Oh Sh!T! Full moon! -changes into a werewolf-
Werewolf: Wussup now b!tch?!
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