The Womb

The act of a male leaning forward and sucking his own dick

“Dude I did The Womb last night and my back still hurt from bending it that far”

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Womb

A place in a women’s body that a child sleeps in until pushed out! The child will kick in the small hole until it bursts

I ate my twin in the womb

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wombed

to fully engulf someones head under your shirt while you're wearing it; to lift your shirt over someones head as if they were in your belly

nothing more disgustin than getting wombed by a hairy dude

bridget just got wombed

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womb

v., tr. to penetrate a woman vaginally, so deeply and/or with so much effort that, in theory, the penis reaches the womb.

She sucks in breath sharply and out of pained astonishment pitched like delight utters, "You're wombing me!"

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womb

The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.

A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.

Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.

To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.

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WOMB

WOMB is acronym, means; Waste Of Mega Bytes.

Dude, you haven't log'd in your myspace, you're such a WOMB.

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wombing

Doing nothing, just hanging out, not caught up with the times, oblivious to the outside world..

What did you do all yesterday?

oh, i was just wombing it..

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