A sexual attraction to god or other higher power
Person A: Oh look at her goin' to church every sunday. she must have a crush on god.
Person B: Yup. She is TOTALLY theosexual.
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Somebody who is attracted to the idea of God, or to an equally god-loving person.
We met in church, and hit it off right away. We've been going out for at least a month, but I already knew he was the one, because we're both Theosexualls.
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When your deeply inlove with Theo Raeken
Me: I love Theo raeken
My friend: Then your a Theosexual
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you: "mum i'm Theosexual
mum: " METOOO!! Lets have a threesome