there's my dad

If you see someone that is totally whacked out or weird you say to yer friend "Hey - there's my dad"
Variations can include "There's your dad", "There's your boyfriend"

(after seeing some dude pee on the street)
Hey man, there's my dad!!

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My dad

Gone

My dad is gone

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My Dad

A Fictional Character in my life

“My dad left me for a hooker that he found on the street of Indianapolis”

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my dad

deceased

my dad got fucking thanos snapped when i was 8

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my dad

he went to get milk but never came back

you are my dad your my dad boogie woogie woogie

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My dad

.........

where's your dad?
idk, my dad, hes like the rain in chile, only there once in a 1000 years

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My dad

someone who went to the gas station 15 years ago to get milk

mommy, when is my dad coming back? its been 4 years

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