Theydon

Theydon, a very shy person at first, ugly from ages 5-14 then becomes one of the sexiest person you know, has a great humour and has an above average penis.

See that sexy person over there his name is Theydon

Theydon

Theydon has a great personality, all the girls that surround him find him very attractive, Theydon has the largest penis out of all his friends and is great in bed, he is very shy at first but once you get to know him he becomes the funniest person you know,all his friends are jealous of his great looks, Theydon always has large amounts of money laying around his house as he doesn't know what to do with it.

I wish i had Theydons good looks!

Theydon Bois

To commit Theydon Bois is to insert well-known and somewhat tired cultural catchphrases into everyday conversation.

The worst kind of Theydon Bois is that which is unrepentant - as if the teller actually believes they are telling a joke, rather than the reality of simply repeating someone else's joke. A parrot can do that.

The worst offenders are typically those that still think Little Britain is funny.

Boising (vb) - the colloquial term to describe the passtime that relieves you of friends.

"Am I bovvered that my general conversation is just one long Theydon Bois?"

- "Wassssssssup?"
- "Stop Boising!"