Thickophant

Someone who blindly follows orders, no matter how counterproductive they seem. It is therefore difficult to differentiate whether they are a sychophant or merely a bit thick.

Did you see that knobhead's LinkedIn post?

The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?

Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?

Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...