Thigh-fi

Thigh-fi is a stronger connection to the internet when a device (connected to wifi) is placed on a pair of thighs (specifically a woman's) You can connect to thigh-fi in three ways:
1. Be a woman with thicc thighs
2. Be a guy who has a girlfriend with thicc thighs
3. Be a guy with thicc thighs

"Bro my girlfriend's thigh-fi connection is so strong"