thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !

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think what you want

A phrase used by assholes to make you question what you know.

I've never lied to you, but think what you want.

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Think Before You Speak

An organization that is fighting a losing battle and only succeeding at acquiring teens who want to take a stand against something to feel good about themselves and annoying the rest of the people that know that the majority of homosexuals in the USA don't get offended when people say "that's gay" and even say it themselves.

Think Before You Speak is speaking out against another person saying "that's gay." They should realize that it's much easier and less annoying for everyone else to let the meaning of a word change and its stigma go away than it is to try to get the enormous number of people who speak English to stop saying it by trying to create stigma.

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this is what i think of you!

The act of revengance upon an innocent bystander, instead of the agressor causing the reason for the act of revengance. While acting the revengance on the bystander, the agressor must be present.

While King Steve was kicking Mr. Smell's binder, Mr. Smell took Mr. Brain's binder and threw it yelling "This is what I think of you!" in response to King Steve's actions. Although Mr. Brain harmed Mr. Smell not, Mr. Smell enacted wrongful revengance anyways.

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Thinking about you baby

The phrase "Thinking about you baby" is a term most commonly used by fuck boys in their own language. They use it to make their current female volunteers to feel good that they are the 'Only ones' that they are currently speaking too.

Ashley: Wyd babe?
JustinFuck boy: Just thinking about you baby <3
Ashley: Aww. thx babe!

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think of you fondly

In all likelihood the weakest phrase connoting affection in the English Language...right up there with "all the same to me if you were never born"

Husband: "I miss you honey"
Wife: "oh yeah, I think of you fondly"

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Think you

What you text instead "thank you" when you want to make it clear that you're saying it in the high-pitched, nasally voice of a snobby white girl/queen bee who thrives off the pain of others and does NOT appreciate being told no.

Pronounced with the "th" sound of the word "the," often accompanied with a fake teethless smile and an eye roll.

"Yo beast u got that Spanish homework??!?"

"Not for you dude <3 <3 <4 <3"

"Thinks babe illllyyyysm"

"Katie, ummm, can you please like shut the eff up about Jared?! I'm so done with all ur drama. Mmmkay girl?"

"I mean he's been hitting me this is seriou-"

"K think you!!<3"

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