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thought shower

An incredibly stupid phrase meaning 'brainstorm' which no-one uses and very few people have even heard of.

The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.

The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.

Politician: We'll be having a thought shower tomorrow.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.

by PulpFictional September 2, 2010

34πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


thought shower

In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

I love UK.

Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*

by Cloud November 15, 2004

91πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Thought Shower

1. A form of mental urination. A slow and careful process by which idiotic ideas come into existence, often
with reference political correctness that one deems unnecessary.

2. UK Replacement for the term brainstorm which was banned from schools on the grounds that it might offend epileptics despite its positive connotation.

thought shower
1. After a great deal of thought showering, the term "epic fail" has been branded profane since it offends those who are prone to failing or innately fail at life.

by Eph3k July 11, 2008

48πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Shower Thoughts

Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)

Those Shower Thoughts are cool!

by CharjabugGD March 11, 2017

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughtsβ€œ
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020


Shower Thought

Shower thought- A thought that people think of but is more like a question

Example 1: Do dogs dream in color?
Example 2: When a baby is born, What language do they use? Shower Thought

by Lucas Mo January 22, 2019

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


shower thought

Epiphanies you have that highlights oddity within a familiar

Today I had a shower thought:

If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.

And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.

by Q8eris January 8, 2022