three cornered doormat

Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.

"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".

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three corner dick duster

a mustache on either a straight or gay individual

Byron: Did you see Johnny Knuckles mustache?

Troy: Ya thats a sweet three corner dick duster!

that's three in the corner

A Simon Anthony saying when a 3 is placed in a corner cell of a Sudoku grid and us usually followed by REM lyrics;

"And a 3 goes into the corner cell....that's three in the corner, that's three in the spotlight, losing its religion"

three corner

another name for a threesome

Rick-Lisa, can we have a three corner
Lisa-NO

three cornered wig

A term used to describe a womans unshaven vaginal area...
a three cornerd wig is usually found on the more meatier type of woman, and generally packed solid with thick dark curly hair....a.k.a big hairy twat hole.

fokin hell mate, i had her on her back legs wide open and it looked like her gash was wearing a three cornered wig.