three Fs

Finance, Feed or Fuck: A male must be doing one of those three activities for a betch to care/listen to him.

What makes you think I give a shit? You are not financing, feeding or fucking me, the three Fs.

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three Fs

Find, Fuck, and Forget

He's the type of guy who just wants to pull the three Fs

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three Fs

If it Floats, Flies, or Fucks it's better to rent than buy

Dave: Did you hear Jim and Cindy are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yes. Did you hear Jim has to sell his Baja 37 and his Cessna 172?

Dave: Always suspected Cindy was a gold digger. Too bad Jim ignored the three Fs, and now he's going to lose half his stuff.